Richard: God, I really don't want you near me right now. I just want to be with a girl I love.
God: Do you have one?
Richard: No. Psh. Why do you have to ask? You already know. You know I'm looking. That was low.
God: Ye, I do already know. And I do know that what you really want is me. Deep inside. Even though you might not think it. Don't worry, in the deepest part of your core, you want me.
Richard: So what? I don't feel that way now.
God: So I'm going to be near you forever. So that when you do realize that you want me, I'll be there.
Richard: Why? I'm a jerk. Why would you do that?
God: Because I love you.
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